Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
