The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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