Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
