Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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