Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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