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What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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