ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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