i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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