ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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