he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Randomize
