I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
