Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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