i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Your penis caused this!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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