So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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