Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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