I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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