There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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