It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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