But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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