i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I deserve this hangover.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
