Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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