you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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