We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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