did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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