is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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