How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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