I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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