she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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