I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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