thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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