Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize