Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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