I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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