going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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