thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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