I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
