my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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