So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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