That's when you crack a 10am beer
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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