I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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