Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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