Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize