idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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