I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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