google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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