i barfeds in our rink
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I love having hate sex.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
