Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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