Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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