We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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