I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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