So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I think your dad took our porno
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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