We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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