soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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