I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Moan for me like Helen Keller
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Randomize
