But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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