on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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