There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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