Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
do herpes really smell.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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