Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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